I’ve never met a black person
I’ve met a light brown person
I’ve met a deep dark brown person
I’ve met a person with a yellow hue
But I’ve never met a white person
I’ve met a person with a splodgy pink and beige colour
To be fair I’ve met a splodgy pink and beige colour person who was brown
And I’ve met a brown person who was splodgy pink and beige colour
So I get confused, some bewilderment that I have never met these people
These different folk with strange colours that seem implausible actually
To my simple mind- the mind that resides inside my pink-olive-beige splodgy skin